Train Your Human

Woof! I’m your dog—maybe I’m a mutt like Chesovy, or maybe I’m a fancy purebred, but either way, I’ve got a lot to say! I’m not here to be a robot who drools on command or a circus star for your Dog Star audition. Nope! I don’t want you barking orders at me, and you shouldn’t want that either. I’m all about the good stuff: coming when you call, sitting when you ask, maybe even grabbing your water bottle from the fridge. But here’s what I really want—I want to be calm, focused, and out of trouble (if you show me what trouble is!). I want to wait patiently while you fumble around picking my food. Most of all, I want us to have fun—doing stuff we both love! So, let’s go on an adventure together, human! I’m going to show you how I think, play, and live, and we’re going to be the best team ever. My tail’s wagging already—let’s get started!